THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGER
The Tigger Song (tm)
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tigger is,
I'm the only one.
Oh, III'm the only one!
No... I have not been smoking anything funny today. I put that stuff down last week. Kidd...ing! You know that you were singing right along with me. Don't even try and lie about it. Anyway, there was a reason for this song. Isn't their always? In July, my wonderful husband decided that, we needed another baby. No, not a regular human baby, but another hairy, four legged baby. He said that, every time that I start talking about more children that, he brings another dog home. He has brought two home now, in about 18 months time. The last time was our delightful Bulldog with terrible Gastrointestinal problems, better known as gas.
Although, I swear to God that, I never said anything about more kids this last time. I'm in my middle 30's, what kind of crazy lady do you think that I am? Yeah, let's start over and have another baby, while I can faintly see 40 in the distance. Point being, he was just using "the baby excuse" to bring another puppy home. Did I tell you that, he's a Mail Man? So, he see's lots of homeless critters on his route. Enter, the new Boxer puppy that he named Tigger!
I didn't know much about Boxer dogs, but the name is very fitting. He is very springy, and bouncy. So, I've now had yet another job description added to my Stay-At-Home-Mom duties. I'm now called the PPPP, "Puppy Poop and Pee Police." As if I didn't have anything else to do. While everyone is gone during the day, my job was to simply clean up the puppy's pee and poop accidents. Inbetween, letting him out 15 to 20 times a day. My two older dogs loved that. Their like, "Mom...I just went 30 minutes ago, I don't have to go yet."
I must say though, I think that my PPPP duties are almost over. Tigger is about 5 and 1/2 months old now, and he rarely has an accident. Although, our # 2 son better known as the OPP, "Outside Poop Patrol" isn't very happy. Three dogs, which means three times the poop in our back yard. Oh, isn't life grand? "Ya'll" have a good day, and I'll talk to you soon.
The Tigger Song (tm)
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tigger is,
I'm the only one.
Oh, III'm the only one!
No... I have not been smoking anything funny today. I put that stuff down last week. Kidd...ing! You know that you were singing right along with me. Don't even try and lie about it. Anyway, there was a reason for this song. Isn't their always? In July, my wonderful husband decided that, we needed another baby. No, not a regular human baby, but another hairy, four legged baby. He said that, every time that I start talking about more children that, he brings another dog home. He has brought two home now, in about 18 months time. The last time was our delightful Bulldog with terrible Gastrointestinal problems, better known as gas.
Although, I swear to God that, I never said anything about more kids this last time. I'm in my middle 30's, what kind of crazy lady do you think that I am? Yeah, let's start over and have another baby, while I can faintly see 40 in the distance. Point being, he was just using "the baby excuse" to bring another puppy home. Did I tell you that, he's a Mail Man? So, he see's lots of homeless critters on his route. Enter, the new Boxer puppy that he named Tigger!
I didn't know much about Boxer dogs, but the name is very fitting. He is very springy, and bouncy. So, I've now had yet another job description added to my Stay-At-Home-Mom duties. I'm now called the PPPP, "Puppy Poop and Pee Police." As if I didn't have anything else to do. While everyone is gone during the day, my job was to simply clean up the puppy's pee and poop accidents. Inbetween, letting him out 15 to 20 times a day. My two older dogs loved that. Their like, "Mom...I just went 30 minutes ago, I don't have to go yet."
I must say though, I think that my PPPP duties are almost over. Tigger is about 5 and 1/2 months old now, and he rarely has an accident. Although, our # 2 son better known as the OPP, "Outside Poop Patrol" isn't very happy. Three dogs, which means three times the poop in our back yard. Oh, isn't life grand? "Ya'll" have a good day, and I'll talk to you soon.
posted by Beth Schofield | 5:14 AM
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