BIG LITTLE BROTHER
Saturday, my younger Brother turned 35 years old. I call him my younger Brother because, We're only 11 and 1/2 months apart. For two weeks, we are the same age. Yes, that means my Birthday will be here shortly. I will be 36 years old this year. I am officaially in my late 30's, and on the down hill slide to 40. I'm sure that, my Husband doesn't even want to here it. He will actually be 40 in September.
We were all sitting around Saturday evening at dinner talking about that. He claims that, he does not want me to "do it up big."
I threatened to get a couple of midget strippers for his party. He said, "then I'll just have them wear clown suites and chase you around." Both of which he knows that, I have a fear of, clowns, and midgets. I would actually just, fall over dead, if that ever happened. I'd just fall out, from shear fright.
However, my Brothers Birthday dinner, was pretty uneventful. With the exception of, the two cheap shots that my Dad took at me. He asked me when I was going to get a job, and that I was going to get fat, if I ate a piece of cake. Honestly, I havn't worked in almost three years, and probably never will again. So, he can just get over that. As far as my weight, I weigh 100 pounds even, and have since I was about 15. He tried to smooth that comment over by saying, "I wish that I had you're figure." So in reply, I said "way to support the post Hyterectomy weight gain." I havn't gained any weight by the way.
As far as the snyde remark, which everyone laughed at. I just Said, I'll get a job, when you lose 50 pounds. I know, pretty nasty, but that's all that I could come up with that quick. At that point, he reminded me of, my astranged Father-In-Law. He always managed to start something, at family gatherings. I don't miss that stuff, at...all. I will say that, my Brother looked very disgusted, while sitting on the Birthday Saddle at the steak house restaurnant.
My Husband was just paying him back for, asking the employees to sing to him, and make him wear the Mexican hat. I will never do that, what goes around, comes around. Happy Monday ya'll.
We were all sitting around Saturday evening at dinner talking about that. He claims that, he does not want me to "do it up big."
I threatened to get a couple of midget strippers for his party. He said, "then I'll just have them wear clown suites and chase you around." Both of which he knows that, I have a fear of, clowns, and midgets. I would actually just, fall over dead, if that ever happened. I'd just fall out, from shear fright.
However, my Brothers Birthday dinner, was pretty uneventful. With the exception of, the two cheap shots that my Dad took at me. He asked me when I was going to get a job, and that I was going to get fat, if I ate a piece of cake. Honestly, I havn't worked in almost three years, and probably never will again. So, he can just get over that. As far as my weight, I weigh 100 pounds even, and have since I was about 15. He tried to smooth that comment over by saying, "I wish that I had you're figure." So in reply, I said "way to support the post Hyterectomy weight gain." I havn't gained any weight by the way.
As far as the snyde remark, which everyone laughed at. I just Said, I'll get a job, when you lose 50 pounds. I know, pretty nasty, but that's all that I could come up with that quick. At that point, he reminded me of, my astranged Father-In-Law. He always managed to start something, at family gatherings. I don't miss that stuff, at...all. I will say that, my Brother looked very disgusted, while sitting on the Birthday Saddle at the steak house restaurnant.
My Husband was just paying him back for, asking the employees to sing to him, and make him wear the Mexican hat. I will never do that, what goes around, comes around. Happy Monday ya'll.
posted by Beth Schofield | 5:10 AM
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